You are awarded a bouqet of good deeds,
a vase of blessing,
a parachut of glad itdings
4 completing da holy ramadan.
U fasted,u prayed,
U been good 4 a whole 30 days.
So ur merciful ALLAH gave u a sign,
Out came the moon 2 say come celebrate..
Happy Eid mubarak
Do you feel lazy to get up early in the morning?
Does a book work as a sleeping pill?
You attend classes only for attendance?
You look at the calendar for holidays?
You hold Cell Phone in place of a pen?
If the above is happening to you,
Congratulations – You are a perfect student!
EID MUBARAK ho Aapko,
Dher sari tarif aur khusiya mile aapko,
But, Jab EIDI mile aapko to Please
Aap Yaad karna Sirf Humko!!!
I smile to make people happy,
but in my head it’s just
to hide the pain so that
people don’t ask me what’s wrong.
When I Whatsapp and you read, we both think of each other. Do you know what that means?
Tussi vi Vehle te Assi vi Vehle!
Pakistan’s economy has been down for years, but nobody panics, WhatsApp goes down for a few hours and everybody loses their minds.
A Couple’s life on Whatsapp and Facebook:
Wife: Ghar Kab Aa Rahe Ho?
Husband: Pata Nahi, Dimaag Mat Khao!
Wife: Dear, when will you be back? You’re the best husband in the world. Miss you, please come back soon.
Husband: Thanks for being there always… so lucky to have a wonderful wife in you. Honey, I’ll be back soon!
I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid.
May Allah accept your good deeds,
forgive your transgressions and ease
the suffering of all peoples around the globe.
‘Pathan got married and on very next he beat his wife
People said how cruel you are
Pathan: no I am not cruel, this woman include Phylactaxy (Taveez) in my morning Tea
Wife: with tears in eyes, no this is not a Taveez, This is Lipton Tea Bag’
When I Miss You.
I Put My Hand On My Heart.
Because It’s The Only Place,
I’m Sure That You’re In..!!
Whats The Difference Between 100 Rupee Note & A 5 Rupee Coin.
95 Rupees ! ;->
Moral: Itna Intelligent Ban’ne Ki Zarorat Nai Hy…!!! =P
Zindagi me her dum hastey raho,
Hasna zindagi ki zarorut hai,
Zindagi ko is andaz mei jiyo k,
Aap ko dekh ker log kahen “wo dekho”
zindagi kitni khubsoorut hai
Success is not Permanent.
Failure is not Final.
Never Stop Working after Success.
Never Stop Trying after Failure.
Mistakes are painful but years later a collection of mistakes called “Experience” Leads us to “Success” So dont be Afraid of “Mistakes”